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Stretch Dildos Review

17th September 2020

Quite a while ago I was in the Prowler Soho store in London and bought a good sized bright red dildo, with the intention of one day completing the set if I liked it.

View the video to accompany this post.

I loved it and wanted to get the rest but … they stopped selling them! Now I must make a shout out to the ProwlerRED team on twitter when I asked if they have them instore and not online replied saying they didn’t sell them any longer.

But did tell me the name of the company that make them instead of trying to persuade me to buy one of their others.

And so I introduce you to the Stretch range of dildo’s and ass toys. But before I talk about them it is important to realise that not all sex toys are made equal. In fact they can be made from lots of things – wood and glass for example, and then the two most common are latex and vinyl (or plastic type products).

In recent years you will have seen talk about Silicone toys coming more popular. SquarePeg I believe launched the first range of silicone toys back in 2006! OxBalls I also remember as one of the early companies to offer silicone toys … but I don’t know when they started.

In recent years other names for big toys like Mr Hanky’s have come along and other established brands such as Crackstuffers have introduced silicone toys.

But, Why?

Simply put – silicone is safer. It’s non-porous – so it won’t absorb chemicals that it comes into contact with. Everything stays on the surface which means you can wash and sanitise them easily. And that safety is one of the most important benefits!

Other common materials like Latex have tiny pores that can trap bacteria, viruses and STD’s. Which is really an issue when playing with bigger toys that you can’t fit a condom or other barrier over. You can use water or oil based lubes with silicone toys, latex toys can of course be broken down by oil based products.

And they are odourless and tasteless. Actually, odour is a good topic here too as a quick aside.

Have you ever had a toy that has quite a strong plasticy smell? Or do any of your toys ‘sweat’ or get oily or greasy all by themselves? If so I would suggest you go and grab that toy and throw it out!

They aren’t some fancy self-lubricating toys … it’s actually the chemical degradation. And there is a strong possibility that the chemicals causing the smell or sweat are phthalates that are used to soften plastics.

Those chemicals are dangerous! They can cause irritation, rashes, blisters or a whole lot worse, just google them! So please check what your toys are made from and take appropriate steps – I’ve thrown out a load of my own collection already.

Some people say that Silicone Lubes can damage silicone toys, i’ve seen no evidence of this. But SquarePeg do point out on their website dissolving can occur when they come into contact with vinyl toys. Which is where the initial rumour may have started.

Ok, so moving back to toys

Most of my dildos come from three British companies … Babes n Horny, Godemiche and Sky Hi Mail Order.

Whatever your experience, I have something to fit everyone, and will of course be adding more. The red dildos are part of the “Stretch” range, there are seven in the main collection and here you can see sizes 1 through 6.

Let’s start with Riker … or for non star trek nerds Number 1. This is about 15cm long with a width of 4cm. It’s a really nice size to work up to when starting out! A good toy to us to get used to an average cock fucking you.

They are all circumcised or foreskin pulled back depending on how you want to think about it.

This gives a nice head with a little bump to ride on the way in or further inside. Then the body is veiny for some texture and then some balls to make sure you can work it balls deep!

And they all have a suction base, and it really holds well! Particularly useful if you want to ride at home alone. If you have a smooth or tiled wall or floor stick it down and fuck yourself silly!

Silicone also has a nice feel about it, the temperature too. If you use a metal or glass toy for example it will feel cold when you first use it.

Two tips when shopping for toys. If you want to compare how a toys temperature will feel when inside just place them on the inside of your arm.

You’ll get the initial feel and then how long it will take to warm up to body temperature. And if looking at a vibrator in a store use the tip if your nose to feel how powerful it is.

So I said I have Stretch 1 through 6, this is the 6 and clearly for experienced and practiced holes. It’s 31cm in length and 7cm wide! As you can see more than just a handful!

In the coming months for you greedy boys and fist pigs I will be getting the Stretch 7, 5X and 5 Double X! The 5 Double X has a circumference of 28cm and is 9 cm across!!

Silicone toys can be made in a variety of firmness, if you look at toys from companies like Weredog for example you can choose the soft medium or firm toys. The Stretch range I would put as firm, they are very firm but you can squeeze them and they flex – they aren’t solid!

In the Stretch range there are some other options too, such as the Stretch Hole. It is a hollow plug – shaped with a taper for easy insertion, some bulges and base to keep it firmly held in pace and to keep your hole open.

Again like the stretch dildos made from premium silicone! The hole A is 11cm in length with a max width of 5cm The largest available is 16cm long and 8cm wide for a great stretch and gape! If you are familiar with the OxBalls pig hole these are firmer, the pig holes can collapse when using them.

And finally there is one question everyone has about toys … price. The entire range I think is excellent value for money. The Stretch 1 is just £13.85 and the Stretch 6 is £31.20 with the most expensive being the 5 Double X at £46.20!

So if you are interested in any of the Stretch toys and range you can find them on their website skyhi.me.uk. You can also find the amazing K-Lube range of lubes! It is nice to see them back on the market, and they offer free postage on orders over £35!

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What do you want?

21st June 2016

I’m a big Sci-Fi fan, and one of my favourite TV shows has been Babylon 5 for a long time. Followers of the show will probably recognise the title of this post as the question Mr Morden and his associates The Shadows asked.

But a variation of this question is something that I ask all my clients, particularly those who wish to visit The Dungeon. Everyone who visits me has different interests, different desires, different needs, and is looking for something unique to them.

For many the biggest thrill and turn on from a visit to the Dungeon is the submission, the power exchange and loss of control – not knowing what is going to happen. But everyone has limits, everyone has specific fetishes and turn-ons.

And when you look at my website, my tumblr etc you will no doubt see something that excites you. I am fortunate to have a lot of furniture, equipment, toys, gadgets and lots of other fun things that can be used. But most people won’t want to use all of them!

Sir: What do you want?

Boy: Bondage Sir.

What sort of bondage – rope, restraints, chains, manacles, gags, blindfolds, hoods, heavy hoods, full body sleepsack, straight jacket? For some a heavy hood and straightjacket would be amazing but for others who are claustrophic it could bring on a panic attack!

When asked “What do you want” you need to think about what you like, what excites you, what turns you on but also what you don’t like, what scares you, what turns you immediately off.

The more information you can give me and the more I understand your desires, needs and interests the better and more exciting the session and the play! If you aren’t sure, let me know I can work through some questions, scenarios, ideas to gauge interest and put together something we will both very much enjoy!

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Of Dildo’s & Buttplug’s

13th January 2016

dildos-buttplugs
I am often asked if I have any dildos that people can try, the answer is of course not just yes but lots. Of various sizes and lengths! The picture isn’t all of them, but it shows off a good selection of them from the smallest to some of the largest!

Ass play can be amazing fun! But it takes patience and practice. If you aren’t experienced while the idea may make for an amazing wank fantasy don’t expect to go from number 1 (far left) to number 14 (far right) in your first session. Most people on a first introduction to ass play would be able to take the first four, then maybe number 5 / 6.

Dildos and ass toys make great introductions to anal play, you can start really small and slowly work up. And this slow bit is so important! The ass can give huge amounts of extraordinary pleasure, the phrase anal orgasm isn’t used without reason. But you must treat it with care and respect and never push too far in any session. If you feel pain that is when you need to stop – sometimes your really horny and want to push past it. Don’t! The body isn’t ready yet, and if you practice regularly you will progress a lot faster, and ultimately listening to your body will make it a lot more enjoyable! And of course can avoid any trips to A&E.

Of course a lot of guys want to get fucked, to experience the feeling of a guy pounding their ass. But what if their dick is too big, or you prefer a larger cock inside you? I also have a strap-on harness that fits all of the camo dildos above – great for practicing with a small dildo or for that full stretch! And of course never goes soft – so can fuck for as long as you want!

If you are more experienced you will love the final four toys from the boys over at Crackstuffers (www.crackstuffers.com) … these guys know how to make big toys for accommodating holes that are never satisfied.

And of course, as the sign says its not just about toys – fists too!

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Four Questions #2

26th July 2015

This is going to be an ongoing blog series, four questions about me and my work. If there is a question you would like to see answered please send over and I will add it to the list for a future post.

What are 5 things you can’t live without?

1) The internet
2) TiVo
3) Good friends
4) Good food
5) A positive optimistic outlook

What are your favourite condoms, lube, enemas, etc… ? Recommendations?

All depends on the activity! For anal play (be it a fingering or fisting) I always wear black Nitrile gloves. Black because they look sexy, and Nitrile as they are stronger and don’t grip the skin / hairs.

For condoms I tend to use Mates natural and king size either on dicks or toys. Then all toys are washed after each session and cleaned with a hospital grade disinfectant.

I have a few preferences on lube – for everyday lube either Liquid Silk or Super Slick .. the later tastes quite nice 😉 or for bigger toys / fisting play X-Lube or Fist Powder work amazingly well! Super super slippery, and you can mix to the desired consistency and unlike J-Lube washing after is really easy!

Or of course for fisting there is always the classic Crisco which remains a first favourite of greedy holes around the world.

Are you discreet?

100%. I never talk about my clients with anyone else, what happens is between you and I. If I am ever in a situation that I was to meet a client I would never acknowledge them or the fact they have been to see me. No records of visits are recorded or saved.

Wine or beer?

Wine, always wine over beer! I have never enjoyed any types of beers – ales, largers, bitters, stouts etc. Wine on the other hand I always enjoy – particularly a good Rioja or Malbec for a red, or Californian Chardonnay or New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc for white. If looking at bubbles Ruinart Bland de Blanc or even the superb English sparkling wine Nyetimber.

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